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Kid Hilarious Reason For Being Absent From School « My Montage

Kid Hilarious Reason For Being Absent From School

March 23, 2012 4 Comments

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Man, we thought it was embarrassing when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in elementary school — imagine how this kid must feel.

Posted by reddit user draftermath, this hilarious note was apparently given to a first-grade teacher as an explanation for his absence from class the following day.

While we’re assuming the student meant to write they would be in Virginia, he or she instead announced they were visiting a certain south of the border female body part.

Students have been on a hilarious roll lately. Last week, a fourth grade student named Flint was so pleased with the local weatherman’s visit to his school that he sent him a letter, claiming the weather man was cooler than “a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn.”

 

 

Here’s the drawing:

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4 Comments to “Kid Hilarious Reason For Being Absent From School”
  1. Joe Anderson says:
    March 23, 2012 at 6:43 am

    lmao the boy knows what he wants. Father has taught him at an early age lol just a joke people #CalmDOwn

  2. Jason McCoy says:
    March 23, 2012 at 7:27 am

    That Bill Clinton first grade note is priceless. The force was strong in that one.

  3. Donald Wire says:
    March 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    kids say(write) the most awesome stuff don’t they?

  4. Carl says:
    March 28, 2012 at 9:04 am

    lol the beauty of kids and their honesty or honest mistakes

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